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BOTH KINDS OF HEAVY

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I've said it before and I'm sure I will say it again, but I'm absolutely amazed by how many people are actually reading my little site. I can see in the analytics tab of my content management system that people are reading from all over the United States - I'm guessing the readers in Minnesota are friends of mine, but who are the readers in Florida, Vermont, Georgia, and Utah? I definitely don't personally know my readers in Germany and Canada. So yeah, who are you folks?

I'm trying something different here and asking directly for you to comment on this post. Who are you, how did you find this site, and why are you reading? If there's something in particular you'd like me to write about, please let me know! I would love to hear from you to learn a little bit about who my audience actually is.


I hope I'm not opening myself up to discovering that you're all bot. Eff off, SkyNet!

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Cult of Luna and Julie Christmas, Las Vegas, 2017

Cult of Luna and Julie Christmas, Las Vegas, 2017

It's a bit of a slower week for albums, which isn't surprising because there are some big releases coming in the very near future. That said, it's an absolutely great week for singles. I've compiled several exciting tracks below and, of course, I've got a few albums I'm pumped about as well. They're all waiting for you below in the deep, deep dark. Or after the Read More link, whatever. 

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A buddy of mine, Chris Ward, is a really funny guy. He's also a big fan of music and pinball, and those passions come together in the first video on his new YouTube channel. I don't personally know a lot about pinball, but Chris definitely does. If you're like me and don't play a lot of pinball it's still worth your time because, like I said, Chris is a really funny guy. He's got a great story here about bombing an interview with Rob Zombie. Enjoy!

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Bart and Milhouse listen to Miles Davis on vinyl.

A typical listening session at BKOH HQ.

I'm very excited to announce that album reviews will soon be joining the content mix here at BKOH! The first review will drop at some point next week, and I'm actually listening to an advance copy of the album in question as I type this. I could have just dropped the review as a surprise next week, but I actually wanted to take a few minutes to explain my album review process and philosophy in advance before the first review arrived. 

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Deafkids, a strange band playing strange music in a strange venue. Exactly what the world needs more of.

Deafkids, a strange band playing strange music in a strange venue. Exactly what the world needs more of.

I sent my friends a screenshot of my site traffic today, because the number of unique visitors ended with 666. As the writer of a metal site, I am duty bound to point out the Number of the Beast with it occurs. This post, however, is not about evil. This post is about love. 


I started Both Kinds of Heavy as an outlet to share some of my silly thoughts and as a means of expressing myself. While I hoped that other people would read it, I never really expected it to gain any kind of real readership. It was a labor of love, pure and simple. 


And yet, for some reason, people are reading it. Or at least some AI bots or web scrapers are reading it. I'm not saying this site is ever going to be the next Pitchfork or even the next Invisible Oranges. Let's face it, a site dedicated to fitness and heavy metal is kind of a dumb idea. Nevertheless, thousands of people have read my site. Not hundreds or thousands or even tens of thousands yet, but thousands nevertheless. Mostly in the United States and Canada, but apparently several dozen in Germany, for some reason. 


I want to thank each and every person who has taken the time to read something on this site, and to offer up this suggestion: That silly idea you have? You should do it.


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Editor's Note: Both Kinds of Heavy existed in a more primitive form for about a year before launching in its more polished state at the end July 2026. I wrote a few pieces that I think hold up reasonably well during that time, and I'll be resharing them occasionally so they might find a wider audience. This piece was originally published in September 2025.


I could have tried to come up with a clever headline, but why be anything other than direct? This post is about music making me happy. 

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Troy Sanders of Mastodon, Myth Nightclub, 2012

Troy Sanders of Mastodon, Myth Nightclub, 2012

I don't know if I've ever expressed the fact that I genuinely love putting this column together every week. Giving myself a little musical scavenger hunt every makes every Friday feel a little like Christmas morning. And there's nothing better than hearing someone say that they discovered something new through my picks - it genuinely makes me happy. So thank you for reading, and if you find anything that strikes your fancy, let me know in the comments section or drop me a line at bothkindsofheavy@gmail.com


This week is a mix of singles and albums, and, as always, it's an eclectic bunch. Read on!

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Headphones surrounding a dumbbell on a weight rack

Here it is, folks: the most perfect Both Kinds of Heavy topic of all time. Today, the new Jeff Nippard newsletter hit my inbox on this very topic. It turns out that there have been many studies on this topic over the years, and science actually has an answer to this question. 

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Stock image of two 22 lb. dumbbells.

During my appearance on the radio last weekend, I said my goal was to get back to posting some fitness content this week. What I'd love to say right now is that I'm fully back on track - last week I got into the gym five times, and used my diet tracking app most days. I wanted to be able to say that this was my second week without any hiccups in my fitness plan.


Unfortunately, I can't say that. Yesterday, I had to work from home due to an unexpected repair issue that popped up. As I work out in my office's gym, I missed that workout. I'm back in the office today, but didn't want to start on this week's five day routine when I'd only be able to get four days in. But, I did get into the gym today for a little freestyle workout - 16 sets of two pull-ups, with a minute and a half of rest in between. The rest of the week, I'll go into the gym and use some of the other foundational exercise routines I've learned over the past several years of lifting. And, if nothing else breaks next week, I'll get back to my standard five-day routine next week. Just putting it out there to keep myself honest.